Orcish Drinking Song
I live my life by the sword,
While traveling with an orcish horde.
We ride to the forest and back,
And feast on a yak,
Served on a wooden board.
I live my life by the sword,
While crossing a great fjord.
The yetis we smack,
And put in a sack,
And drag it home with a woolen cord.
I live my life by the sword,
In front of a river to ford.
A local village we sack,
And the goodies we pack,
And return to our orcish lord.